I am officially sick of the hipster mullet.
There I said it.
Hipster mullets are the freaking nastiest shit I've ever seen. Just look at this:
Seriously? Its like a hank of laziness/ inability to see the back of your own head while giving yourself that gay "George Harrison in the early days" haircut in your parents bathroom using the same scissors you just used to trim your pubic hair into a perfect likeness of Brian Eno. Its not hip. Its not cool. Its not Euro or whatever the hell you think. Its nasty and should die. Quit trying to be ironic.